Yana da gidan wasan kwaikwayo na fina-finai, Aga mai kofa takwas, rufin fata, ido mai kauri, buɗaɗɗen murhu, da fashewar allon talabijin a bango. Marubutan mu sun ziyarci giant mai haske a kan kyawawan bakin tekun Lake Awe.
Ya kasance maraice na rana a kan kyawawan bankunan Loch Awe, a cikin zurfin tsaunukan Scotland, kuma wani abu ya haskaka a bayan bishiyoyi. Tare da wata ƙazamin hanya mai jujjuyawa, da kadada na ciyayi masu ɗorewa, mun zo wani wuri inda gungun jama'a masu launin toka suka tashi daga cikin fili kamar ɓangarorin dutse, suna walƙiya a cikin haske tare da ɓangarorinsu, kamar an sassaka su daga wani ma'adinai na crystalline.
"An rufe shi da fashe-fashe na talabijin," in ji Merrikel, masanin ginin daya daga cikin manyan gine-ginen da aka gina a Argyll tun daga shekarun 1600. "Mun yi tunanin yin amfani da zanen gado na kore don sanya ginin ya yi kama da wani dan kasar da ke tsaye a kan tudu. Amma sai muka gano yadda abokin cinikinmu ya tsani TV, don haka wannan kayan ya yi kama da shi."
Daga nesa, yana kama da dutsen dutse, ko Harlem, kamar yadda suke kira a nan. Amma yayin da kuka kusanci wannan al'amari mai launin toka na monolithic, bangon sa yana lulluɓe da ɓangarorin gilashin da aka sake yin fa'ida daga tsoffin allo na cathode ray. Da alama an hako shi daga wani yanki na e-sharar gida na gaba, ajiya mai tamani daga lokacin Anthropocene.
Wannan yana ɗaya daga cikin cikakkun bayanai masu ban sha'awa na gidan mai murabba'in mita 650, wanda aka tsara a matsayin tarihin rayuwar abokan ciniki David da Margaret, waɗanda ke tafiyar da iyali mai yara shida da jikoki shida. Wani mai ba da shawara kan harkokin kuɗi David ya ce: “Zai iya zama kamar abin jin daɗi a sami gida mai girman gaske,” in ji mai ba da shawara kan harkokin kuɗi David, wanda ya nuna mini dakuna guda bakwai, ɗaya daga cikinsu an tsara shi azaman ɗakin kwana na jikoki mai gadaje takwas. "Amma muna cika shi akai-akai."
Kamar yawancin manyan gidaje, an ɗauki lokaci mai tsawo ana ginawa. Ma'auratan, waɗanda suka zauna a ƙauyen Quarier da ke kusa da Glasgow shekaru da yawa, sun sayi rukunin ha 40 (acres 100) a cikin 2007 akan fam 250,000 bayan sun gan shi akan ƙarin kadarori a cikin wata jarida ta gida. Wannan shi ne tsohon hukumar kula da gandun daji tare da izinin gina bukka. Kerr ya ce "Sun zo mani da hoton wani gidan sarauta mai daraja." "Suna son wani gida mai murabba'in ƙafa 12,000 tare da babban ɗakin liyafa da ɗakin bishiyar Kirsimeti mai ƙafa 18. Dole ne ya kasance mai kama da juna."
Ayyukan Kerr, Denizen Works, ba shine wuri na farko da kuke neman sabon gidan baron ba. Amma abokai biyu suka ba shi shawarar, bisa ga wani gidan zamani da ya tsara wa iyayensa a tsibirin Taya a cikin Hebrides. Jerin ɗakunan da aka gina a kan kango na gona sun sami lambar yabo ta Grand Designs Home of the Year award a cikin 2014. "Mun fara da magana game da tarihin gine-ginen Scotland," in ji Kerr, "daga Iron Age brooches [busassun gine-ginen dutse] da hasumiya na tsaro zuwa Baron Pyle da Charles Rennie Mackintosh.
Zuwan ba zato ba tsammani, amma ginin yana isar da ruhin tsaunin dutse wanda ko ta yaya yake jin daya tare da wurin. Yana tsaye a kan wani tabki mai tsayin daka na tsaro, kamar katafaren kagara, kamar a shirye yake ya kori dangin 'yan fashi. Daga yamma, zaku iya ganin sautin hasumiya, a cikin nau'in turret mai tsayi na mita 10 mai ƙarfi (saɓanin ma'ana na yau da kullun, an yi masa rawani tare da zauren cinema), da ƙari mai yawa a cikin tsagewar taga da zurfin chamfers. akwai maganganu masu yawa a bango akan bangon.
Bangaren ciki na ɓarna, daidai da yanke tare da ƙwanƙwasa, ana wakilta ta da ƙananan gilashin, kamar dai yana fallasa kayan ciki mai laushi. Ko da yake an gina shi daga wani katako na katako da aka riga aka gina sannan kuma an nannade shi da shingen cinder, Kerr ya kwatanta siffar a matsayin "wanda aka sassaka daga wani shinge mai ƙarfi", yana mai nuni da mai zane na Basque Eduardo Chillida, wanda zane-zanen marmara mai siffar sukari, wanda sassan sassaka ne, ya ba da wahayi. Ana ganin gidan daga kudu, gidan wani gida ne mai ƙasƙanci da aka tsara a cikin shimfidar wuri, tare da ɗakuna masu dakuna a gefen dama, inda akwai gadaje na ciyayi ko ƙananan tafkuna don tace ruwa daga tankuna.
Ginin yana da wayo a kusa da shi kusan ba za a iya gane shi ba, amma wasu har yanzu ba su da tushe. Lokacin da aka fara buga hangen nesansa a cikin kafofin watsa labarai na gida, masu karatu ba su ja da baya ba. "Ya yi kama da wawa. Mai ruɗani kuma mai ruɗi," in ji ɗaya daga cikinsu. "Duk yana kama da bangon Atlantic a 1944," in ji wani. "Ni duka na gine-ginen zamani ne," in ji ɗaya daga cikinsu a rukunin Facebook na gida, "amma yana kama da wani abu da ƙaramin yaro na ya halitta a Minecraft."
Cole ya kasance mai ban tsoro. "Ya haifar da kyakkyawar muhawara, wanda abu ne mai kyau," in ji shi, ya kara da cewa gidan Tyree da farko ya haifar da irin wannan martani. David ya yarda: “Ba mu tsara shi don mu burge wasu ba, abin da muke so ke nan.”
Lallai dandanonsu iri ɗaya ne, kamar yadda aka nuna a ciki. Ban da ƙiyayyarsu ga talabijin, ma'auratan sun kuma raina cikakken kayan girkin. A babban kicin, babu komai sai wata katuwar Aga mai katon kofa takwas da aka saita akan katangar bakin karfe da aka goge, da katafaren teburi, da katon kayan abinci mai dauke da azurfa. Abubuwan da ke aiki - nutsewa, injin wanki, allon gefe - an rufe su a cikin ƙaramin ɗakin dafa abinci a gefe ɗaya, kuma firiji tare da injin daskarewa yana gaba ɗaya a cikin ɗakin mai amfani a gefe ɗaya na gidan. Aƙalla, madara don kofi na kofi yana da amfani don ƙidayar matakai.
A tsakiyar gidan akwai wani katafaren falo mai tsayi kusan mita shida. Wannan filin wasan kwaikwayo ne wanda ganuwarsa ke cike da tagogi masu siffa ba bisa ka'ida ba waɗanda ke ba da ra'ayoyi daga dandalin da ke sama, gami da ƙaramin buga girman yaro. "Yara suna son gudu," in ji David, ya kara da cewa matakala biyu na gidan suna haifar da wani nau'i na tafiya da'ira.
A takaice dai, babban dalilin da ya sa dakin yake da girma shi ne don saukar da babbar bishiyar Kirsimeti da ake sarewa daga dajin a kowace shekara kuma a sanya shi a cikin mazurari a cikin kasa (nan da nan za a rufe shi da murfin manhole na tagulla na ado). Daidaita wuraren buɗewa a cikin silin, mai lulluɓe da ganyen zinare, jefa haske mai ɗumi a cikin babban ɗakin, yayin da bangon an rufe shi da filasta na ƙasa da aka haɗe da ƙwayar mica na zinare don ƙwanƙwasa.
Filayen simintin da aka goge suma sun ƙunshi ƙananan guntuwar madubi waɗanda, ko da a ranakun da aka rufe, suna kawo kyalli na bangon waje zuwa ciki. Kyakkyawan share fage ne zuwa mafi kyawun ɗaki wanda har yanzu ba a sake gyara shi ba: Wuri Mai Tsarki na wuski, mashaya da aka ajiye gaba ɗaya sanye da tagulla da aka ƙone. "Rosebank shine abin da na fi so," in ji David, yayin da yake magana kan masana'antar sarrafa malt guda ɗaya da aka rufe a 1993 (ko da yake za ta sake buɗewa a shekara mai zuwa). "Abin da ya bani sha'awa shine, ga kowace kwalbar da na sha, akwai ƙarancin kwalba ɗaya a duniya."
Dandanan ma'auratan ya kai ga kayan daki. Wasu daga cikin waɗannan ɗakuna an ƙirƙira su ne na musamman dangane da zane-zanen da Southern Guild ta ba da izini, wani gidan kayan gargajiya da ke Cape Town, Afirka ta Kudu. Alal misali, ɗakin cin abinci mai tsayin ganga mai tsayi dole ne a haɗa shi da tebur ɗin baƙin ƙarfe mai tsawon mita huɗu wanda ke kallon tafkin. Ana haska shi da wani baƙar fata mai ban sha'awa da launin toka mai launin toka mai tsayi mai tsayi mai iya motsi, wanda yake tunawa da takuba ko ƙaho, waɗanda za a iya samu a cikin dakunan dakunan da ke cikin babban gidan sarauta.
Hakazalika, an zana falon a kusa da wani katon sofa mai siffar L-fata wanda ba ya fuskance TV din ba sai wani katon murhu a bude, daya daga cikin hudu a gidan. Ana iya samun wani murhu a waje, ƙirƙirar ƙugiya mai jin daɗi a filin bene na ƙasa, inuwa mai tsaka-tsaki don ku iya dumi yayin kallon yanayin "bushe" daga tafkin.
Dakunan wanka suna ci gaba da gogewar tagulla, ciki har da wanda ke da ɗakunan wanka guda biyu kusa da juna - na soyayya amma yawancin jikoki waɗanda ke son yin wasa ta kallon tunaninsu akan silin tagulla mai madubi. Akwai ƙarin ƙwarewar tarihin rayuwa a cikin ƙananan wuraren zama a ko'ina cikin gidan, wanda aka ɗaure shi da fata mai launin shuɗi daga Muirhead tannery (mai ba da fata ga House of Lords and Concord).
Fatar har ta kai saman rufi a ɗakin karatu, inda littattafai suka haɗa da Donald Trump's Yadda Ake Samun Arziki da Komawar Winnie the Pooh zuwa Itacen Acre ɗari, mai suna bayan kadarar. Amma duk ba shine abin da ake gani ba. Danna kan kashin bayan littafin, a cikin wani lokacin ba zato ba tsammani na Scooby-Doo farce, dukan akwatin littafin ya juye, yana bayyana majalisar ministocin da ke boye a bayansa.
A cikin wata ma'ana, wannan ya taƙaita dukan aikin: gidan yana da zurfin tunani mai zurfi na abokin ciniki, yana tsara nauyin tsayin daka a waje kuma yana ɓoye jin daɗin satirical, decadence da ɓarna a ciki. Yi ƙoƙarin kada ku ɓace akan hanyar ku zuwa firiji.