He hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni kona, he ʻewalu puka Aga, he kaupaku ʻili, he maka gula, he kapuahi hāmama, a me nā pale TV nahā ma nā paia.Ke kipa aku nei ko mākou mau mea kākau i ka pilikua ʻālohilohi ma nā kahakai nani o Lake Awe.
He ahiahi lā ia ma nā kapa nani o Loch Awe, ma ka hohonu o ka Scottish Highlands, a ʻālohilohi kekahi mea ma hope o nā kumulāʻau.Ma ke alanui lepo wiliwili, i hala na eka o na paina i hala, ua hiki aku makou i kahi akea kahi e hoea mai ai na huhui o na puu hinahina mailoko mai o ka aina e like me na puu pohaku, e olinolino ana i ka malamalama me ko lakou mau aoao oolea, me he mea la i kalaiia mai loko mai o kekahi minerala aniani.
"Ua uhi ʻia i nā pale TV haʻihaʻi," wahi a Merrikel, ka mea hoʻolālā o kekahi o nā hale kākela ʻē aʻe i kūkulu ʻia ma Argyll mai ka makahiki 1600.“Ua noʻonoʻo mākou e pili ana i ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā ʻāpana ʻōmaʻomaʻo e hoʻohālike i ka hale me he keonimana ʻāina i ka tweed e kū ana ma ka puʻu.Akā ua ʻike mākou i ka nui o kā mākou mea kūʻai aku i ka TV, no laila ua kūpono kēia mea iā ia.
Mai kahi lōʻihi aku, ua like ia me ka ʻiliʻili, a i ʻole Harlem, e like me kā lākou i kapa ai ma ʻaneʻi.Akā, i kou hoʻokokoke ʻana i kēia mea ʻeleʻele monolithic, ua uhi ʻia kona mau paia i nā poloka mānoanoa o ke aniani i hana hou ʻia mai nā pale pahu kukui cathode kahiko.ʻIke ʻia ua ʻeli ʻia mai kahi papa honua e-waste e hiki mai ana, kahi waihona waiwai mai ka wā Anthropocene.
ʻO kēia kekahi o nā kikoʻī kikoʻī he nui o ka home 650-square-mika, i hoʻolālā ʻia e like me ka autobiography o nā mea kūʻai aku ʻo David lāua ʻo Margaret, nāna e mālama i kahi ʻohana o nā keiki ʻeono a me nā moʻopuna ʻeono."He mea ʻoluʻolu paha ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi hale i kēia nui," wahi a ke kākāʻōlelo kālā ʻo David, nāna i hōʻike mai iaʻu i ʻehiku lumi moe en-suite, ʻo kekahi o ia i hoʻolālā ʻia e like me ke keʻena moe o nā moʻopuna me ʻewalu mau moena moe."Akā mākou e hoʻopiha mau."
E like me ka nui o nā hale kākela, lōʻihi ka lōʻihi o ke kūkulu ʻana.ʻO ka kāne, ka mea i noho ma Quarier's Village kokoke i Glasgow no nā makahiki he nui, ua kūʻai aku i ka 40 ha (100 ʻeka) kahua ma 2007 no £250,000 ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana iā ia ma kahi hoʻohui waiwai ma kahi nūpepa kūloko.ʻO kēia ka ʻāina o ke Komisina Nahele ma mua me ka ʻae ʻia e kūkulu hale."Ua hele mai lākou iaʻu me ke kiʻi o kahi hale aliʻi hanohano," wahi a Kerr.“Makemake lākou i hale 12,000-square-foot me kahi papa haʻahaʻa nui a me kahi lumi no kahi kumulāʻau Kalikimaka 18-kapuai.Pono ia he symmetrical.
ʻO ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa a Kerr, ʻo Denizen Works, ʻaʻole ia ka wahi mua āu e ʻimi ai i ka hale o ka baron hou.Akā ua ʻōlelo ʻia ʻo ia e nā hoaaloha ʻelua, e pili ana i kahi hale hou āna i hana ai no kona mau mākua ma ka mokupuni ʻo Turo i ka Hebrides.Ua lanakila kekahi pūʻulu o nā keʻena i kūkulu ʻia ma luna o nā ʻōpala o kahi mahiʻai i ka makana Grand Designs Home of the Year ma 2014. "Ua hoʻomaka mākou ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana e pili ana i ka mōʻaukala o Scottish architecture," i ʻōlelo ai ʻo Kerr, "mai Iron Age brooches [nā hale puni pōhaku maloʻo] a me nā hale kiaʻi pale iā Baron Pyle lāua ʻo Charles Rennie Mackintosh.ʻEwalu makahiki ma hope mai ua loaʻa iā lākou ka hale asymmetrical loa, ka hapalua o ka nui, ʻaʻohe hale lalo.
He hōʻea koke ʻia, akā ke hōʻike nei ka hale i kahi ʻuhane mauna ʻeleʻele i manaʻo ʻia hoʻokahi me ia wahi.Ke kū nei ʻo ia ma luna o ka loko me kahi kūlana pale kūpaʻa, e like me kahi pā kaua paʻa, me he mea lā ua mākaukau e hoʻokuke aku i kahi ʻohana pōā.Mai ke komohana, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke kani ʻana o ka hale kiaʻi, ma ke ʻano o ka turret 10-mika ikaika (kūʻē i ka manaʻo maʻamau, i lei ʻia me ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni), a ʻoi aku ka nui o nā ʻāpana puka makani a me nā chamfers hohonu.nui nā ʻōlelo hoʻohālikelike hale kākela ma nā paia.
ʻO ka ʻaoʻao o loko o ka ʻoki, ʻoki pololei ʻia me kahi scalpel, ua hōʻike ʻia e nā ʻāpana aniani liʻiliʻi, me he mea lā e hōʻike ana i ka mea palupalu i loko.ʻOiai ua kūkulu ʻia ʻo ia mai kahi kumu lāʻau i hana mua ʻia a laila ua wahī ʻia i nā poloka cinder, wehewehe ʻo Kerr i ke ʻano he "kālai ʻia mai kahi poloka paʻa", me ka haʻi ʻana i ka mea pena Basque ʻo Eduardo Chillida, nona nā kiʻi marble cubic, nā ʻāpana i kālai ʻia.ʻIke ʻia mai ka hema, he hale haʻahaʻa ka hale i hoʻonohonoho ʻia i ka ʻāina, me nā lumi moe e pili ana i ka ʻaoʻao ʻākau, aia nā moena ʻohe a i ʻole nā ​​loko liʻiliʻi e kānana i ka wai ʻino mai nā pahu septic.
Ua hoʻonohonoho akamai ʻia ka hale a puni iā ​​​​ia me ka ʻike ʻole ʻia, akā naʻe ʻaʻole naʻe kekahi.I ka wā i paʻi mua ʻia ai kāna hiʻohiʻona ma ka pāpaho kūloko, ʻaʻole i kāohi ka poʻe heluhelu.“Me he mea pupule lā.Huikau a palaka,” i kākau ai kekahi o lākou."Ua like ia me ka Atlantic Wall i ka makahiki 1944," wahi a kekahi."No ka hale hoʻolālā hou au," i kākau ai kekahi o lākou ma kahi hui Facebook kūloko, "akā me he mea lā i hana ʻia e kaʻu keikikāne ma Minecraft."
ʻAʻole ʻoluʻolu ʻo Cole."Ua hoʻomaka ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa olakino, he mea maikaʻi ia," i ʻōlelo ai ʻo ia, ʻo ka hale o Tyree i hana mua i kahi ʻano like.Ua ʻae ʻo David: “ʻAʻole mākou i hoʻolālā e hoʻohauʻoli i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe.ʻO kēia kā mākou i makemake ai.
ʻO kā lākou ʻono kekahi o nā ʻano, e like me ka mea i hōʻike ʻia i loko.Ma waho aʻe o ko lākou inaina i ke kīwī, ua hoʻowahāwahā nā kāne i ka lumi kuke i lako pono.I loko o ka lumi kuke nui, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe he ʻewalu puka nui Aga i hoʻonohonoho ʻia e kūʻē i nā paia kila kuhili ʻole, kahi countertop, a me kahi keʻena meaʻai i uhi ʻia i ke kālā.Hoʻopili ʻia nā mea hana - kahi paila, holoi kīʻaha, ʻaoʻao ʻaoʻao - i loko o kahi kīhini liʻiliʻi ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, a ʻo ka pahu friji me ka pahu hau ua loaʻa i loko o ka lumi pono ma kēlā ʻaoʻao o ka hale.Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, pono ka waiū no ke kīʻaha kofe no ka helu ʻana i nā ʻanuʻu.
Aia ma waenakonu o ka hale kekahi keʻena kikowaena nui kokoke i ʻeono mika ke kiʻekiʻe.He wahi hale keaka keia nona na paia me na puka makani like ole e hoike mai ana i na nana mai ka anuu maluna, me kahi pa'i liilii e like me ke keiki."Makemake nā keiki e holo," i ʻōlelo ai ʻo David, me ka hoʻohui ʻana i nā alapiʻi ʻelua o ka hale e hana i kahi ʻano hele pōʻai.
I ka pōkole, ʻo ke kumu nui ka nui o ka lumi no ka hoʻokipa ʻana i ka lāʻau Kalikimaka nui i ʻoki ʻia mai ka ululāʻau i kēlā me kēia makahiki a hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o kahi funnel i ka papahele (e uhi koke ʻia e kahi uhi manhole keleawe).Hoʻohālikelike ʻia nā puka ākea ma ke kaupaku, i hoʻopaʻa ʻia me ka lau gula, e hoʻolei i ka mālamalama mehana i loko o ka lumi nui, ʻoiai ua uhi ʻia nā paia i ka lepo lepo i hui pū ʻia me nā hua mica gula no kahi ʻōlinolino maʻalahi.
Aia nō i loko o nā papahele ʻiʻo i poni ʻia nā ʻāpana aniani liʻiliʻi e lawe mai i ka ʻōlinolino o nā paia o waho i loko.He mea hoʻomaka maikaʻi loa ia no ka lumi nani loa e hoʻonani hou ʻia: kahi kapu whiskey, kahi pahu hoʻomaha i ʻaʻahu ʻia i ke keleawe ʻā."ʻO Rosebank kaʻu mea punahele," wahi a David, e pili ana i ka ʻōpala malt hoʻokahi haʻahaʻa i pani ʻia i ka makahiki 1993 (ʻoiai e wehe hou ʻia i ka makahiki aʻe)."ʻO ka mea hoihoi iaʻu, ʻo kēlā me kēia ʻōmole aʻu e inu ai, hoʻokahi ʻōmole liʻiliʻi ma ka honua."
Hoʻonui ka ʻono o ka male i ka lako.Hoʻolālā kūikawā ʻia kekahi o kēia mau lumi ma muli o ka hana kiʻi i kauoha ʻia e ka Southern Guild, kahi hale kiʻi hale kūʻai hale kūʻai ma Cape Town, ʻApelika Hema.No ka laʻana, pono e hui pū ʻia ke keʻena ʻaina kiʻekiʻe me ka pākaukau kila ʻeleʻele ʻehā mika e nānā ana i ka loko.Hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻia e kahi chandelier ʻeleʻele a hina hina me nā ʻōlelo lōʻihi e neʻe ʻia, e hoʻomanaʻo ana i nā pahi kaua a i ʻole nā ​​​​kiwi, hiki ke loaʻa i loko o nā keʻena o kahi hale kākela hanohano.
Pēlā nō, hoʻolālā ʻia ka lumi hoʻokipa a puni kahi ʻili nui L-like sofa e kū pono ana ʻaʻole i ke TV akā he kapuahi hāmama nui, hoʻokahi o ʻehā i loko o ka hale.Hiki ke ʻike ʻia kahi kapuahi ʻē aʻe ma waho, e hana ana i kahi kihi ʻoluʻolu ma ka papahele o ka papahele, semi-shaded i hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomaha i ka wā e nānā ana i ka "maloʻo" mai ka loko.
Ke hoʻomau nei nā lumi ʻauʻau i ke kumumanaʻo keleawe i hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻia, me kekahi me nā ʻauʻau ʻauʻau ma kahi kokoke i kekahi - aloha akā makemake nui ʻia e nā moʻopuna makemake i ka pāʻani ma ka nānā ʻana i ko lākou noʻonoʻo ʻana i ke kaupaku keleawe aniani.Nui aʻe ke ʻano o ka autobiographical flair ma nā wahi noho liʻiliʻi a puni ka hale, i kāhiko ʻia me ka ʻili poni mai ka hale lole ʻo Muirhead (mea hoʻolako ʻili i ka Hale o nā Haku a me Concord).
Hoʻopili ʻia ka ʻili i ke kaupaku o ka hale waihona puke, kahi i loaʻa ai nā puke ʻo Donald Trump's How to Get Rich and Winnie the Pooh's Return to the Hundred Acre Wood, i kapa ʻia ma muli o ka waiwai.Akā ʻaʻole like nā mea a pau.Ke kaomi ʻana i ka iwi kuamoʻo o ka puke, i kahi manawa i manaʻo ʻole ʻia o Scooby-Doo farce, huli ka pahu puke holoʻokoʻa, e hōʻike ana i kahi keʻena i hūnā ʻia ma hope.
Ma kahi ʻano, hōʻuluʻulu kēia i ka papahana holoʻokoʻa: ʻo ka hale kahi hiʻohiʻona idiosyncratic hohonu o ka mea kūʻai aku, e hana ana i ke kaumaha o nā kiʻekiʻe ma waho a hūnā i ka leʻaleʻa satirical, decadence a me nā kolohe i loko.E ho'āʻo ʻaʻole e nalowale ma kou ala i ka friji.