Ifite inzu yerekana sinema, Aga urugi umunani, igisenge cy'uruhu, ijisho ryizengurutse zahabu, itanura rifunguye, hamwe na televiziyo yamenetse ku rukuta.Abanditsi bacu basuye igihangange kimurika ku nkombe nziza z'ikiyaga cya Awe.
Wari umugoroba w'izuba ku nkombe nziza za Loch Awe, mu burebure bw'imisozi miremire ya Ecosse, kandi hari ikintu cyagaragaye inyuma y'ibiti.Mu nzira ya kaburimbo ihindagurika, hegitari zashize za pinusi zitoshye, twaje kugera ahantu hasukuye aho uduce twinshi twinshi twinshi twinshi twavaga ahantu nyaburanga nk'imisozi y'urutare, urabagirana mu mucyo n'impande zazo zitoroshye, nkaho zacukuwe mu bucukuzi bw'amabuye y'agaciro.
Merrikel, umwubatsi w'imwe mu ngoro zidasanzwe zubatswe muri Argyll kuva mu myaka ya 1600, yagize ati: "Bikubiye muri televiziyo yamenetse."Ati: “Twatekereje gukoresha impapuro z'icyatsi kibisi kugira ngo inyubako imere nk'umunyacyubahiro wo mu gihugu muri tweed uhagaze ku musozi.Ariko rero, twabonye uburyo umukiriya wacu yanga TV, bityo ibi bikoresho bisa nkaho ari byiza kuri we. ”
Uhereye kure, bisa nkibuye, cyangwa Harlem, nkuko babyita hano.Ariko mugihe wegereye iki kibazo cyimyenda ya monolithic, inkuta zacyo zipfundikijwe mubice byikirahure byongeye gukoreshwa kuva kera ya cathode ray tube.Bigaragara ko yacukuwe mu gihe kizaza e-imyanda ya geologiya, ikigega cyagaciro kuva mugihe cya Anthropocène.
Ubu ni bumwe mu buryo burambuye buranga inzu ya metero kare 650, bwakozwe nk'ubuzima bw'abakiriya David na Margaret, bayobora umuryango w'abana batandatu n'abuzukuru batandatu.Umujyanama mu by'imari David, anyeretse ibyumba birindwi bya en-suite, kimwe muri byo kikaba cyarakozwe nk'icyumba cyo kuraramo cy'abuzukuru gifite ibitanda umunani.Ariko tuyuzuza buri gihe. ”
Kimwe n'ibigo byinshi, byatwaye igihe kinini cyo kubaka.Uyu mugabo n'umugore, bari bamaze imyaka myinshi batuye mu Mudugudu wa Quarier hafi ya Glasgow, baguze ikibanza cya ha 40 (hegitari 100) mu 2007 ku ma pound 250.000 nyuma yo kukibona ku nyungu z’umutungo mu kinyamakuru cyaho.Ubu ni ubutaka bwahoze bushinzwe amashyamba uruhushya rwo kubaka akazu.Kerr yagize ati: "Baje aho ndi bafite ifoto y'ingoro nziza."Ati: “Bashakaga inzu ya metero kare 12.000 ifite inzu nini yo munsi y'ibirori ndetse n'icyumba cy'igiti cya Noheri gifite metero 18.Byagombaga guhuza. ”
Imyitozo ya Kerr, Denizen Work, ntabwo arahantu ha mbere ushakisha inzu ya baron nshya.Ariko yasabwe n'inshuti ebyiri, ashingiye ku nzu igezweho yageneye ababyeyi be ku kirwa cya Tiro muri Hebrides.Urukurikirane rw'ibyumba byubatswe byubatswe ku matongo y’umurima byegukanye igihembo cyitwa Grand Designs Home of the Year mu 2014. Kerr yagize ati: “Twatangiye tuvuga ku mateka y’imyubakire ya Ecosse, kuva mu gatabo k’icyuma [inzu y’amabuye yumye] no ku minara yo kwirwanaho kugeza kuri Baron Pyle na Charles Rennie Mackintosh.Nyuma yimyaka umunani babonye inzu idasanzwe, kimwe cya kabiri cy'ubunini, nta nsi yo hasi. ”
Nugushika gitunguranye, ariko inyubako itanga umwuka wimisozi utuje kuburyo runaka wumva umwe hamwe na hamwe.Ihagaze ku kiyaga gifite ibirindiro bikomeye byo kwirwanaho, nk'igihome gikomeye, nkaho cyiteguye guhashya umuryango w'amabandi.Uhereye iburengerazuba, urashobora kubona urusaku rw'umunara, muburyo bwa metero 10 ya taret (bitandukanye nubwenge busanzwe, yambitswe ikamba rya sinema), nibindi byinshi mumadirishya yidirishya hamwe na chamfers ndende.hari ibihome byinshi byerekanwe kurukuta.
Igice cyimbere cyigice, cyaciwe neza na scalpel, kigereranwa nuduce duto twikirahure, nkaho kigaragaza ibintu byoroheje byimbere.Nubwo yubatswe mu mbaho ​​zakozwe mbere y’ibiti hanyuma igapfundikirwa mu bice bya cinder, Kerr avuga ko iyo shusho ari “ikozwe mu gihagararo gikomeye”, avuga ko umuhanzi wo muri Basque Eduardo Chillida, ufite ibishushanyo mbonera bya marimari, bikozwe mu bice, byatanze imbaraga.Iyo urebye uva mu majyepfo, inzu ni inzu yo hasi yashyizwe mu busitani, hamwe n'ibyumba byo kuryamo bifatanye n'uruhande rw'iburyo, ahari ibitanda by'urubingo cyangwa ibiyaga bito kugira ngo bishungure amazi mabi ava mu bigega bya septique.
Inyubako ihagaze neza mubwenge hafi ye bidashoboka, ariko bamwe baracyafite urujijo.Igihe amashusho ye yatangajwe bwa mbere mubitangazamakuru byaho, abasomyi ntibasubiye inyuma.“Birasa n'umuswa.Urujijo kandi ruteye ubwoba, ”umwe muri bo yaranditse.Undi ati: "Byose bisa nkurukuta rwa Atlantike mu 1944".Umwe muri bo yanditse ku itsinda rya Facebook ryanditse ati: “Ndi byose ku myubakire igezweho, ariko birasa n'ikintu umwana wanjye muto yaremye muri Minecraft.”
Cole ntiyanyeganyega.Ati: "Byakuruye impaka nzima, kikaba ari ikintu cyiza", akomeza avuga ko inzu ya Tyree yabanje kubyara abantu nk'abo.David aremera ati: “Ntabwo twashizeho ngo dushimishe abandi bantu.Iki ni cyo twashakaga. ”
Uburyohe bwabo rwose ni bumwe mubwoko, nkuko bigaragara imbere.Usibye kwanga televiziyo, abashakanye banasuzuguye igikoni cyuzuye.Mu gikoni gikuru, nta kindi uretse Aga nini nini y’imiryango umunani yashyizwe ku nkuta zumye zidafite ingese, kaburimbo, hamwe n’inama y’ibiribwa isize ifeza.Ibikoresho bikora - igikarabiro, koza ibikoresho, kuruhande - bifunze mugikoni gito kuruhande rumwe, na firigo ifite firigo iba yuzuye mubyumba byingirakamaro kurundi ruhande rwinzu.Nibura, amata kubikombe bya kawa ni ingirakamaro mu kubara intambwe.
Hagati yinzu ni salle nini yo hagati ifite metero esheshatu z'uburebure.Uyu ni umwanya wikinamico urukuta rwarwo rwuzuyemo idirishya ridasanzwe ritanga ibitekerezo kuri platifomu hejuru, harimo icapiro rito rinini ryumwana.David yagize ati: “Abana bakunda kwiruka.” Yongeyeho ko ingazi ebyiri z'inzu zituma abantu bazenguruka.
Muri make, impamvu nyamukuru icyumba ari kinini ni ukwakira igiti kinini cya Noheri gicibwa mu ishyamba buri mwaka kigashyirwa muri feri hasi (bidatinze gutwikirwa igifuniko cya bronze).Guhuza uruzitiro ruzengurutse igisenge, rwometseho amababi ya zahabu, rushyira urumuri rushyushye mu cyumba kinini, mu gihe inkuta zipfundikijwe muri plastiki z'ubutaka zivanze n'ibinyampeke bya mika ya zahabu kugira ngo shimmer yoroheje.
Igorofa ya beto isennye kandi irimo uduce duto twindorerwamo, ndetse no muminsi yijimye, izana kristu ya kirisiti yinkuta zinyuma imbere.Nintangiriro nziza yicyumba cyiza cyane kitarasubirwamo: ahera ya whisky, akabari kasubiwemo yuzuye umuringa watwitse.David yagize ati: "Rosebank nikundira cyane."Ati: "Ikinshishikaje ni uko kuri buri gacupa nywa, ku isi haba icupa rimwe rito."
Uburyohe bwabashakanye bugera no mubikoresho.Bimwe muri ibyo byumba byakozwe mu buryo bwihariye bushingiye ku bihangano byatanzwe na Southern Guild, ububiko bwa butike bukorerwa i Cape Town, muri Afurika y'Epfo.Kurugero, icyumba kinini cyo kuriramo cyuzuye ingunguru yagombaga guhuzwa nameza yumukara wa metero enye wicyuma kireba ikiyaga.Iramurikirwa na chandelier yumukara idasanzwe kandi yumukara ifite amajwi maremare yimukanwa, yibutsa inkota cyangwa amahembe yambutse, ushobora kuboneka mumazu yikigo cyiza.
Mu buryo nk'ubwo, icyumba cyo kuraramo cyakozwe hafi ya sofa nini y'uruhu L isa na televiziyo ariko itanura umuriro munini, umwe muri bane mu nzu.Undi muriro urashobora kuboneka hanze, ugakora akazu keza kuri patio yo hasi, igicucu cya kabiri kuburyo ushobora gushyuha mugihe ureba ikirere "cyumye" kiva mukiyaga.
Ubwiherero bukomeza insanganyamatsiko y'umuringa isennye, harimo imwe ifite ubwogero bwogeye iruhande rwundi - urukundo ariko cyane cyane rwishimirwa nabuzukuru bakunda gukina bareba uko batekereza ku gisenge cy'umuringa.Hano haribindi byinshi byerekana ubuzima bwa autobiographical flake mucyumba gito cyo kwicaramo mu nzu yose, yuzuyeho uruhu rwumutuku ruva mu ruganda rwa Muirhead (utanga uruhu mu nzu ya ba nyagasani na Concord).
Uruhu ndetse rugera no ku gisenge kiri mu isomero, aho ibitabo birimo uburyo bwa Donald Trump bwo Gukira na Winnie Pooh Kugaruka ku ijana rya Acre Wood, yitiriwe uwo mutungo.Ariko byose ntabwo aribyo bisa.Kanda ku ruti rw'igitabo, mu gihe kitunguranye cya Scooby-Doo farce, ikariso y'ibitabo yose irarengana, igaragaza akabati kihishe inyuma.
Mu buryo bumwe, ibi bikubiyemo incamake yumushinga wose: inzu nigaragaza cyane idasanzwe yumukiriya, igahindura uburemere bwuburebure hanze kandi igahisha urwenya rusekeje, decadence nububi imbere.Gerageza kutazimira munzira igana muri firigo.